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Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli

I’m upbeat all the time and yet my boyfriend spends my money and yells when I ask for it back, and my mom makes fun of me when I try to wear make up, then tells me I don’t care about her yet I do. Even when she says my social anxieties are dumb and even when she insists I don’t appreciate anything. In situations like this I thought I might be the common denominator but I’m trying to just get by and be nice and loving yet I’m just some apparent self centered monster. What is going on.

needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

(via nostahp)

one-handsome-devil:

So I was helping some friends shoot a PSA in the nursing department of our college and I had way too much fun with the uncanny training dummies. The JFK lookin’ one was my favorite, his name is Jeffrey.

(via nostahp)

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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(Source: elderlyprice, via nostahp)

I don’t even know what to take interest in

I don’t even know what to take interest in

I’m back~

I’m back~